Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis

Female skeletons are a microvirgin

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

skeletons

a stack of bones with the people scraped off.

The skeletons looks like your mom.

by Jill and Sarah February 15, 2007

Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should

'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be

Spirits supernatural
Are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious

Spooky, scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane

Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Spooky scary skeletons

by AAAUAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH April 24, 2019

Skeletonized

A word used to describe someone who is unbelievably and completely drunk.

Person 1: *Is visibly hammered*
Person 2: Dude, how fucking skeletonized are you?

by cinnamonger March 17, 2019

skeletons

Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.

Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.

by Phucker January 30, 2007

Oh! Skeletons!

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

by Carlos January 13, 2004

Crushed Baby Skeletons

1. A finger-food made from pulverized saltines and kosher salt that is similar to a matzo ball.

2. Bar terminology for powdered sugar.

a. Tim summarily ended his conversation with the democratically elected leader of the Maldives in order to chase down a waiter carrying a plate of crushed baby skeletons.

b. The bar patron casually leaned over and asked to have a fistful of crushed baby skeletons for his vermouth.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 31, 2006