skeezerd

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.

Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.

by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009

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skeaze

a cross between a skank and a sleaze.
generally a guy who sleeps around and expects girls to still like him.

female version: skeaze-whore

you slept with my best friend last night and now you want to get with me? you're such a skeaze!

by charli88 December 30, 2005

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A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.

Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!

by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006

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skeezers

Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!

Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa

by hewey May 31, 2004

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