skanktastic

The rare occurrence of a prude doing a sexual favor without question.

guy 1: Hey, I totally just got a bj from sarah yesterday.

guy 2: You mean the prude?

guy 1: Yeah, it was skanktastic.

by DcrBob May 1, 2010

Sharktits

n. An album released by nsrrenard under the pseudonym Mayhem.

"Hey, did you hear sharktits is being released this November?"

by ThexTallxDude February 20, 2012

skankgitis

n. disease causing one to act like a whore

Sorry ma'am, but you got skankgitis.

by Tomko July 16, 2008

Skanktress

Any lady who wishes to become a serious actress, but realizes that she has no talent whatsoever, so must make due with whatever God or her plastic Surgeon gave her and thus will flash her tatas in whatever movie she is in and accidentally flash her snatch from time to time.

A skanktress often times attempts to revitalize her career by making sex tapes and releasing 'embarassing' nude photos.

Examples: Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller, Shannon Elizabeth.

Lil' Susie: Mommy, I dream of one day gracing the cover of tabloid magazines and winning an Academy Award for my acting skills.

Mom: Sweetie, with a voice like that and no intuition, you'll wind up with a pound of collagen, two pounds of silicone and a life of misery as a skanktress, why don't study science and become a doctor. Now Run Along

by Quixotic Kay April 9, 2009

Skankita

Spanish for little skank.

The word "skank" with the Spanish suffix "ita" meaning small or little.

Maria will screw anything that looks at her. What a skankita.

by NoBeans June 22, 2021

Skanktivity

A sometimes slightly illegal activity, minor trespassing, military men, crawling under roads, doing somewhat dangerous things, occasional highway street racing, off roading, and overall doing dumb shit activities that sound better in our heads.

Going off-roading in the woods at night is always a excellent skanktivity.

by Skankypoo March 18, 2022

skanktastic

Like "craptastic" only refering to skank.

Anna Nicole Smith is skanktastic.

by S. Casner October 21, 2003