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skankathon

When skanks compete in their skankiness in an all-night marathon event.
Q: Did you watch the skankathon last night?
A: No, too many jews.
by smarfles June 27, 2007
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Skankmatress

Adj.

Skaen-k-mater-ress.

ie. One who's entire purpose is to be slept on.
The final stage of the 'Weber-Marshall Scale' of loosology.

Once a hussiebucket reaches epic proportions of promiscuity, they will undergo the one final evolution, becoming skankmattress.

Origin: Invented by Manon Weber to describe the seedier side of East Coast pop-culture clique members.
Luke: "Ahahaha what a hussiebucket!"
Manon: "No way! She's a full-on skankmatress!"
by lamarshall June 2, 2009
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skankbag

a rediculously overpriced handbag (usually of the louis vuitton variety) bought solely because clueless whores will by anything the fashion industry says is in style and worn by an 'in-fashion' girl to demonstrate to all that she is indeed a whore/skank.

see also “Louis Vuitton Whores”
Derek: look at that louis vuitton whore with her skankbag

Dave: yeah, i'll bet a fiver that more than 78% of the items in there are vaginal wipes, condoms and cocaine related paraphernalia.

Derek: deal, u forgot the skanky face paint to hide her Skeletor like face - thats gotta be at least 36% of it.

Dave: ok, i'll go tip her over and we'll see.
by roamingandy March 30, 2011
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skankwater

n. related to definition for skank, referring to poor hygiene traits and promiscuity of women
1) a foul liquid, suggesting the vaginal residue expelled from use of a douche (literal meaning)--especially that of a diseased or infected person.
2) exclamation for anything that is disgusting or disappointing
1) You're such a terrible person; I hope you choke on skankwater!

2) She cheated off of your paper and STILL got a better grade than you? What skankwater!!!
by Rachelle Montoya March 5, 2006
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skankatronic hoebag

A person that is one level of slutty-ness away from being a prostitute.
"She was all up on me like some crazy skankatronic hoebag."
by Kendall Russell December 11, 2007
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Skankbag

A person you hate who is not necessarily a skank, but acts like one in the effort of trying to be a skank /whore or, quite possibly, a slut. In this case can indeed be a male I am referring to who may indeed be a total and complete cunt. Therefore, cunt can be used interchangeably with skank as you see necessary and proper. This person is a douchebag but that term fails to express their d-bag-ness.

Also this said skankbag (cunt!) may pretend to be friends with you, only to use you to find parties/girls/friends/alcohol and may use you as a ride to reach these said things. Then, after the above things have been obtained may in fact ditch you for these new friends etc. which they used you to get. May even stoop as low as to use going to your house as an excuse for their parents to sleepover somewhere for a whorish party. Now this said Skankbag will no longer bother hanging out with you but may pretend to care just so as to keep future possibilities open, but in fact does not care about you at all and would rather drink and smoke with these new friends and fellow skankbags. A complete asshole and horrible friend, you kinda don't care if they get an STD for being such a fucking cunt!
Wow, Pat turned out to be a total fucking cunt. I can't believe i wasted my time with that skankbag. He can go smoke a dick. He truly is a horrible friend and a manwhore Fuck!
by jessmont May 1, 2009
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skankbasket

collection of girls who look like hoes and/or sluts
could refer to a family, group of friends, or a clique you dont like
The cheerleading team has really developed into a skankbasket.
by elratador April 18, 2008
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