Siri 

A computerized human who can only respond "i didnt get that modafuka" to your questions.

Hey Siri, wut up home boy? "I didnt get that modafuka."

Siri by leseshrmushrooms8 October 13, 2020

Siri 

Secret Illuminati Recruiting Idiots

Siri got Bonnie.

Siri by Mercedes Brayer June 2, 2013

siri 

a voice activated search engine for apple. you say “hey siri” and she comes up where you can ask her anything..

usually she doesn’t understand much or do anything more than waste your time yelling “hey siri” into your phone.

siri fucking answer me!!!

siri by teensarebasic December 31, 2019

Siri 

A thick redhead pornstar with big boobs and a fat ass

I could play with Siri all day and never get tired.

Siri by (Fart Noise) October 8, 2015

Siri 

Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.

you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.

Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"

Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."

Me- "I knew it! You slut!"

Siri- "Language!"

Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."

Siri by Zoelly9000 September 28, 2014

siri 

someone who is SIRIUSLY HARDCORE IMHO

lol siri

sirius dies

siri by hay thear October 8, 2003

siri 

An abbreviation originating from Sirius, the "dogstar", currently used to define followers of the hyped up Sirius Satellite radio, featuring off the hook programming from Eminem.

Sanam and Tony are complete siri's, they constantly checking that dam stock!

siri by c-nasty slim December 5, 2004