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5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.

4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"

3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line

2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.

1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"
Singapore is rojak.
by yalayala June 14, 2004
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Singapore Noodle

The sexual act of having sex with three women who all oiled up in the same bed.
Dude! I set myself up for a singapore noodle with my girl and two of her friends next Friday.
by OzarkWhitmore December 14, 2011
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singapore

singapore was visited by raffles in 1819
by lololololololololololol1234 October 6, 2019
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singapore

A country that you should give a chance to before making any snide comments about it.

Despite being a tiny 647km island surrounded by water, and despite all the negativity for its reputation of having too many restrictions, Singapore is actually a stable and safe country with great food and harmonious people.

If you don't care too much about politics, and would like to live in a place where jogging on the street at 4am is actually plausible without you getting mobbed, Singapore is a great choice to consider.
If you travel across the causeway from Malaysia and suddenly find yourself on spotlessly clean streets, then, welcome to Singapore.
by Kitera November 8, 2007
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Singapore

1) Indonesian President: Little red dot
2) Taiwan Minister: Booger
3) Americans and all other Caucasians: Somewhere In China
4) Malaysians: How do i get my citizenship?





5) me: when you're dead
Mahatir: Whomever wants to defect can try swimming across...
by Abel Bong March 31, 2005
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Singapore Clam Chowder

An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".
Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.
by OmegeDas January 12, 2015
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gay marriage in singapore

gay marriage in singapore is when jungwoo bae and tiago acosta ceccarini get married
Bob: "im getting married to my boyfriend!"
Bob: "its a gay marriage in singapore!"
Bianca: "omg you guys are just like jungwoo bae and tiago acosta ceccarini!!"
by stupidperson123 September 12, 2021
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