simpomaniac

someone who can't stop simping. they go over and beyond for their needs by buying merch, printing posters, and watching videos of their favorite tik tok girl, they might even stalk them and have pictures printed of them in their room.

jake: hey, who's the girl that matt is talking about all the time, he's obsessed over her.
me: oh it's a tik tok girl he's obsessed with, he's just a simpomaniac.

by mankegyou February 10, 2020

SimpoMode

SimpoMode is when a person enters the most severe and enlightened state of simping. While in SimpoMode the simp will neglect all friendship responsibilities and focus on thier queen. Although recieving nothing from thier queen in return.

"Broo, this girl hot instagram model just followed me I think im going to enable SimpoMode and hit her up"

by KingSimp69 April 10, 2020

COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.

George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought

by g drop bag March 9, 2021

Snowball Symptoms

Several different ailments, often caused by different factors, such as partying during a busy week or trying to juggle many strenuous tasks. i.e. Different sympoms have a snowball effect, rendering the victim uncomfortable at best.

Victim: I'm covered in bug bites from the camping trip, totally beat from partying all weekend, and I think I might have sugar poisoning from all that dessert you made.
Person: Sounds like you have some snowball symptoms.

by Blanky Bob July 5, 2009

google symptom

Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.

Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam

google symptom

by llamakinng December 6, 2018

Symptoms

Word spoken in reference to one who exhibits symptoms of the ailment also known as homosexuality. Usually spoken when someone is suspected of being a homosexual.

Any frat guy who likes Lady Gaga has symptoms.

by zcusm April 23, 2010

Simptomatic

The diagnosis of being a simp.

Jerry: Aww jeez Rick I think I'm simptomatic!
Rick: Oh God Jerry what have you got the 'Rona or something!?
Jerry: Nah I just spent £100 on only fans

by C_Rod January 26, 2021