National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on July 6th. Time to simp!

I’m a simp for John, it’s national simp day

by Ching is Chong 111 July 6, 2020

national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp

dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day

by joy784 September 7, 2020

Simpdaddy

a person who thinks of themselves as a massive player yet lacks any intellect or ability to spell their own name. they usually are that over weight, hairy, disgusting friend that thinks they're that much of a legend and will give themselves a nickname.

"hey wacko, why do we hang out with that Simpdaddy. he totally ruins our friendship group"

by even_bigger_dick_playa October 9, 2014

Simp day

The 28 of ever month

The day for the simps

Everyone has to simp for there crush

Crushes status : I need help with homework

You : On my way! It’s simp day

by K50ano April 20, 2021

Simp day

Simp day is on every Friday from 10 PM to 10:59 PM. You can simp for everyone but children (lolis etc). However, if the person is VERY uncomfy and want you to STOP then do it. Yes, these rules are very important.

I get to simp for ______ all day today and ____ can't say go away! yes! Simp day is the best!

by Gay_Frogs April 23, 2021

Simp day

Simp all you want.............don't simp on minors tho.......

"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"Sure its simp day ha"

"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"No I'm a minor your 27!"
"Sorry!"

by Nekoaries May 1, 2021

National simp day

Every day of the year for boys called beginning w H,F,L,A and M

Watch out it’s national simp day again!!

by the dub21 October 17, 2020