simpability

The scale of an egirl's ability to attract simps.

guy1:On a scale of 1 to 10 how good is insert egirl here's simpability?
guy2: I'd give her an 8

by Lolpla August 30, 2020

SIMPANZEE

Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.

Kingston is nothing but a bunch of fucking Simpanzees.

by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019

simpatia

Simpatia is an important value in Latino culture, similar to familismo or respeto. It means accord, agreement and harmony in relationships, marriage, the family and society.

So papi, why did you blow off el club last night?
Well Maria didn't want to go, so we chilled at home; the whole simpatia scenario, okay?

by LatinoBorne May 9, 2007

simpanite

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.

Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!

by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

Simpinitus

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.

Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.

by Great Game J August 3, 2020

Simpatico

soul mates

You are my friend soul mate and we are simpatico.

by anonymous December 1, 2022

Simpai

A person who is a Simp (someone who does way too much for a person they like) in the streets and Senpai (someone who is more experienced and is a role model to you) in the sheets.

"I would totally be Simpai for Kylo Ren"
"Don't you mean Senpai?"
"No, Simpai"

by Derpdar January 21, 2021