Simmy

A person addicted to playing, or anything involving, the sims.

Sister: “You’ve been playing that game for 10 hours straight, go eat something.”

Simmer: “No need food, need sims!”

Sister: smh. “You’re such a simmy”

by AN EFFING MONTAGE March 2, 2023

simmy

Short for "simulation". An adjective to mean fake, i.e. "simulated".

Did you see Jack after his cosmetic surgery? It's made him look simmy af!

Did you see Sarah's new ass? It's not in proportion with the rest of her body, and now she looks simmy af.

by koffedann March 25, 2024

Simmy

A nonchalant lil dude that likes scrambled eggs

(Typically indian)

Im just a little simmy

by simmyxz December 27, 2025

simmy sexual

A simmy sexual is the sexuality that simmy (Mr simpson) is or could be

Someone: hey simmy

simmy: Be gone thot, i am only looking for simmy's as i am a simmy sexual

by silkhurcyrxrct March 11, 2020

Simmy Bright

Simmy well she's amazing, she as a heart of gold if you are ever down or sad she is always there to put a smile on your face, she is so amazingly beautiful and gorgeous she may deny it at times but she is she doesn't need makeup to make her look pretty she already looks it hehe, she has amazing eyes that you can get lost in their gorgeous their like glistening stars in the sky but in her eyes. She may say love you a lot but its because she cares and that makes me so happy knowing that there is someone there to talk sto I love her so much and I want her to know that. Simmy may of had the worst past but I hope I can give her the best futer I want to build her dream home with her dream veiw I want to give her the best life she can have to make up for the bad past she may of had simmy is the live of my life and I hope we can live together and be together for the rest of our lives. We may have our ups we may have our downs but I hope we will always find a way to carry on loving each other and caring for each other. She will always have a place in my heart thi biggest place in my heart she is my rock my jem my Everything forever and always, I love you simmone Jessica Bright xxxxxxxx

Simmy Bright is my forever.

by Amelia Jane Campbell smith September 1, 2019

Sammy Hagar paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Sammy swoop

When a Sammy brother picks up the girl he’s hooking up with at a cooler frat with the intention of hooking up that night

Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”

by jawnthebaptist October 7, 2019