Simic

if you have this as your last name, your fuckin awesome and well endowed

oh so your last name is simic..... i could of guessed by your awesome swag

by as24 October 14, 2009

similac

1. A popular brand of baby formula containing viatmins and nutrients that newborns need for nutrition.

2. What sucka mc's who are much younger and less mature drink while being influenced by a better, older, and wiser rapper.

1. "John, will you pick up some similac for Emily at the store on your way home?"

2. "That nigga AZ tried to say that I deserve a platinum plaque; I was selling tapes out the trunk of my car when he was runnin' around drinkin' similac." - E-40

by TheTripleBizzle May 11, 2006

pneumonoultramicroscopic silicavolcanoconiosis

A Disease Caused By The Inhalation Of Fine Graphite Or Silicate Particles. Longest Word In The English Language.

(Frank): Hey Jimmy, Do You Want To Come Out And Play?
(Jimmy): No Way Man, I'm Sick Again.
(Frank): With What? The Cold?
(Jimmy): Hell No! I've Got Pneumonoultramicroscopic silicavolcanoconiosis.
(Frank): Oh Shit!!

by Dylan Roybal August 8, 2006

Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).

Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).

Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

by Uncle Des September 4, 2010

Similarized

Relating to a past contextual non-identical resemblance of one point of conversation to another.

Xavier: "I can't believe some of the top American homed companies are still developing their products overseas."

Johnny: "Just think, there are a few thousand American citizens we could use to fulfill those positions. Of course not cheaply; nonetheless, giving employment opportunities and stimulating the economy somewhat."

... (later on in the conversation) ...

Xavier: "From the public's eye, you perceptually look bad when you outsource. Plus as you SIMILARIZED, it screws innocent Americans out of jobs!"

by Steven Beger June 11, 2010

similar spellings

1: Two words or more that sound the same but have completely different meanings.

2: A remark meaning that one person has the same thoughts/feelings as the other.

1: Base-an easily aquired drug if you go to the right places and don't get caught. Druggie:That is some good base, man...
Bass-lower frequency of sound. DJ: Turn that bass up and get dem beats pumpin'...

2:#1-Hey man, i'm broke till friday, could yeh lend us a tenner?
#2-Similar spellings dude, i'm brassic too.

by Stevie RC August 12, 2005