Sideliner

AKA: "Sideline bitches", are the large number of people who sit around in the confinement of their own little worlds, picking apart the actions and efforts of others. These sub standard human beings often do not even realize that they are indeed a bunch of do nothing, whining, over opinionated, pussies, with no personal accountability or personal experiences. They tend to form their opinions based on other's words, most often provided by the media or other sideliners, allowing them to feel like they're part of the action. They will talk until the day they die, but will never be the person who actually takes part in events that are worthy of discussion or praise.

1)Dude #1: Man, this douche bag keeps trying to holler at my girl while I'm "away on business". Telling her, "if I cared I wouldn't be leaving."
Brotha'#2: What a motha'fuckin hater.
Dude #1: Ya, he is quite the sideline bitch. I think I might have to kill him. Want to help me remove his teeth and burn the body?
Brotha' #2: Fo'sho.

2) The self proclaimed "left wing", liberal elements of the United States political scene are nothing more than a bunch of sideliners. Someone should explain to them that waving signs and chanting won't stop extremist organizations from expanding and beheading them.

3) It is not a good a idea for a sideliner to approach a United States Army Ranger with his or her bullshit. It will most likely result in them getting skull fucked.

by 275WatchMan7tre April 23, 2009

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Sidney

A girl who is to die for. She’s so pretty, and will make you laugh any time, any day. She makes you feel comfortable, safe, and just someone you can talk to. She’s not the whole world, but she’s your whole world. If you know a Sidney, keep her close. Don’t hurt her, because she does have a dark side, and if anyone messes with her friends or her, she’ll basically make you pay. Big time. Sidney has a perfect body, makes you just dream about undressing her… Her looks are blinding. She’s so nice, and funny, and sweet, and caring. She’ll do anything to make anyone she loves happy. She’ll always put people first, instead of herself. She’s insecure, and has a rough life. But she hides it, and acts happy, so no one will worry. She’s so much more than I could say in this paragraph. But I love Sidney. If you know one, truly keep her by your side. Maybe you don’t see her that way now, but trust me you will.

Jamie: Who’s that?

Jason: that’s my girlfriend, Sidney.

Jamie: Dude she’s so pretty I’m jealous

Jason: yeah be jealous, she’s mine.

Sidney: oh shut up Jason. Jamie your prettier. Let’s go to class now.

Jamie: Alright see that Jason? She thinks I’m prettier, I might just faint!

Jason: I fainted when I first saw her. I love you Sidney.

Sidney: I love you too Jason.

by rsicheng_ January 25, 2022

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sidelined

when u tell ur friend some personal shit on why his weird infatuation with his crush wouldn't work out while being on the verge of a breaking point but he tells you to go home so that he can comfort his crush. So you go the nearest train station have let out ur anger and frustrations.

Damn u really got sidelined? Yea they ain't worth my time

by stalkerjoe October 10, 2020

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Sidney

A fun caring guy who would love a girl unconditionally. He is musically talented and has a witty sense of humour. May seem quiet at first, but may not be the best person to entrust with secrets. Sidney is an awesome friend that is bound to make you smile and have lots of girls falling for him.

Marry a sidney one day!

by aaaaannnon November 11, 2016

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