Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

by Derek May 28, 2007

Gamer's sideburn

A drastic dent in the hair surrounding the ears due to a long period spent with headsets on.

Person A: Man.. sorry I'm late, I track of time..
Person B: Playing WOW? I see your Gamer's Sideburn.

by Matrixcow March 24, 2010

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.

After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.

by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

pussy on your sideburn

n. when the girl's vagina gets cold and needs warmth. who needs underwear? just grab your guy's sideburn to keep you warm! for convenience his mouth is located close so you get warmth and pleasure! killing two birds with one stone what could be better than this?

nikki manaj: okay i get it, let me think, i guess it's my turn, maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

by elderly currency April 16, 2010

Indian sideburn

The long hairs thick hairs that grows on the outside of the ear and has become so thick that could be mistaken for long hair or sideburns that are located in front of the ear.

did you see that guys ear hair, he has a severe case of Indian sideburns.

by The Ferndog November 19, 2009

bikini sideburn

When someone wears a bikini at the beach and doesn't shave their privates.

"Yo do you see that bikini sideburn?! It's like Cousin Itt moved in!"
"From the looks of that bikini sideburn, she's waiting for the bird's eggs to hatch!"
"That Bikini Sideburn looks like Hulk Hogan's hairline!!!!! SICK"

by SheevaAf August 21, 2015

Upside-down sideburn

When your asshair connects to your pubes and form a circle of hair on your nether region

Macs upside-down sideburn was a horrific sight to look at when he stood over my face butt naked

by Jimpson October 30, 2020