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sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.
"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.
by ohdann December 18, 2012
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sidebar-nightmare

upon youtube trolling, a user will notice the sidebar of suggested videos, when an unsuspecting victim clicks what turns out to be a very terrible video and repeated incidents of these videos may lead to sidebar-nightmare .
for example, an unsuspecting user is watching whale videos videos and youtube suggests "cindy salsa". the user clicks and is lead to a horrific video. this user will now suffer from sidebar-nightmare
by softballguy July 5, 2013
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Rape the Sidebar

On facebook, when one goes on a liking spree or becomes a Comment Crasher just to bombard the sidebars of their friends.
Courtney was so drunk last night she decided to rape the sidebar and annoy all of her friends
by The Bro Network October 31, 2011
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Craven sidebar

Craven describes someone void of any courage. When they call you to a sidebar they are admitting they are scared of their own words or what others will think of them should they confront you in public. Only the guilty are scared of the truth being exposed to the public.
He acts like a bully and uses intimidation and threats at every craven sidebar, but will not have a civil discussion when anyone else is there to witness.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
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SideArmsing

The act of masturbating until climax and then allowing the fluid to dry on its own because tissues get stuck on your penis.
Person 1: When you ejaculate, do you wipe it off?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?
by ShadowBeatzOff May 19, 2014
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San Diego Sidecar

When you strap a peice of household materials to your penis to make it extra gurthy.
My penis soon became a San Diego Sidecar when I ducktaped a highlighter to it.
by jdaddybru December 10, 2017
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Sidewards Taco

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco
David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?
by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013
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