sideways

The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.

Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again!

by darby January 25, 2004

sideways

Adj. To get into a state of rage or extreme distress.

I ate the last ding-dong and my sister went sideways on me.

by Time Waster November 13, 2002

Sideways

Being so drunk that you step so far out of bounds that you end up sideways.

Man I was sideways last night. I’m pretty sure I told the bartender that I wanted to eat her asshole.

by CKing31 April 21, 2021

sideways

To leave. Usually the scene of a crime.

My nines on my side going both ways...peel a niggas cap and then I'm sideways.

by STL_Kris January 7, 2008

Sideways

a way to describe an ugly female, not necessarily looks; usually said out loud and discreet for others to hear

*A 6'3", hunchbacked woman weighing approximately 260 lbs walks by you*

Dayam. Sideways!

by TheTrueDrinker October 31, 2003

Sideways

A word, when put in front of any word makes it funny

Dude1:Vagina
Dude2:*crickets
Dude1:Sideways Vagina
Dude2:Haha

by The Rob McCormick March 10, 2008

sideways

A more painful way of telling some fool to "shove it."

BITCH, y'all can shove that broomstick up your ass ... SIDEWAYS!

by Drillz May 20, 2003