Sideswiper

Applicable to a friend/acquaintance hitting on your girlfriend behind your back.

I was sent overseas by the army then I found out this guy is sideswiping my girl back home. What a sideswiper!

by chuggchuggriff August 3, 2011

sideswipe

the process of masturbating by rubbing the penis on the inside of the left or right thigh with the opposite hand

Dude, i had a super-satisfying sideswipe session yesterday.

by rinkle123 January 5, 2011

Sideswiped

When a guy feels like he was just hit by a car because his girlfriend that he thought was just a casual relationship wants him to tell her he loves her, and or she tells him that she wants to get married.

Bob really got sideswiped last night when Tina told him that she wanted to get married. I feel bad for the guy, but oh well he's pussy whipped anyway.

by Soaren Nidabroht December 2, 2010

sideswipe

a critical observation, especially an oblique one (from a term for a glancing blow with the side of something)

He took a sideswipe at his critics when they accused him of violating their rights.

by The Return of Light Joker August 8, 2009

sideswipe

Wiping your dick off on a woman's side of ribcage tattoo

When i finished off this broad i sideswiped the remains on her rose tattoo

by readlesworth August 18, 2010

Sideswipe

Slang term meaning to slap.

While at the park Margie caught Roger looking at another girl and immediately sideswiped him upside the head.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 30, 2021