schoening

a bro who is large, in most respects

max is such a schoening, he towers over us all

by accccm March 10, 2009

schoenweiss

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.

Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.

by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007

Schoentrup

An open ended state or acknowledgement that requires no response but one is expected.

Schoentrup #1 (random statements)
An arsonist scares the shit out of me...

That Titan's one big moon...

I smell like...pancakes and syrup...

Sun's really melting the snow...

Raindrops!!....

Oh Crap...I shoulda gone to church this morning...

Schoentrup used in a sentence. "Dude, you just pulled a Schoentrup. Are you sure you didn't Schoentrup yourself?"

by Office Bud June 24, 2010

Schoeneman

Beautiful, sexy, hardworking man who has skin made of silk.

I would love me a Schoeneman!

by Just kNowledgeable Master June 6, 2018

Dirty Sicheng

The act of organising a group sex inside the school's unisex cubicles while being simultaneously bumfucked by 3 holocaust survivors

Holy shit im bored as fuck we should do a Dirty Sicheng

by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

schoenbaechler

In German means a beautiful brook.

That is a nice schoenbaechler

by Guy in Ox. Woods March 8, 2005

schoenborn

Someone who has awesome style and is surrounded by friends and bitches 24/7

Dude, check out that schoenborn over there. Why can't I be him?

by jakesituation15 February 1, 2014