Siberian AIDS

When your balls get really cold and start shrinking, then you have Siberian AIDS!

Bob: Oh man, it was cold outside last night during football practice.

Steve: Yeah, I think I got Siberian AIDS.

by Des87 October 11, 2016

Siberian Breaks

The most beautiful song written by the most beautiful band on this entire beautiful planet. A 12 minute and 6 second ear orgasm.

Hottest guy in the world: Wanna have sex?
Average girl: No thanks, I'm listening to Siberian Breaks.

by MGMTtumblrfangirlKaci November 7, 2010

Siberian Husky

A demonic little creature who eats your shoes, pees on the floor, and sheds everywhere yet still ends up to be the sweetest dog you'll ever encounter.

Non-husky Owner: omG i looove huskys tehy are the BESTESTIEST dogs everrr

Siberian Husky "owner": He's a lil shit.

by Yogurt the Potato June 2, 2014

siberian ice

Vodka...if u will so call it that, sold in the city of madison, wisconsin. A 1.75 liter bottle costs less than a haircut, 3 gallons of gas, or a ZJ for that matter at 10$. The neutral grain spirits of the legendary bottle are not really even that neutral as the adjective suggests. Vodka is usually clear but siberian has particles floating in it noted to be the dead rotting remains of russian soldiers. Despite its cheapness it will make for many nites to remember as one stumbles into their shitfaced detox pitfall of doom.

God damn, i just took a 10 second pull off of that siberian ice, now i've got the wicked from all those dead russian soldier particles...so acidic.

by deef remington November 7, 2007

Siberian Sandstorm

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and you cum on the girl's face then throw sand on it

While Jared was fucking Chantelle, he gave that bitch the ol' siberian sandstorm. whore.

by Khalid A. January 5, 2011

Siberian Blast

When a man ejaculates copious amounts of semen on someone's face to the point the face is no longer visible. (aka The Siberian Snowman)

I couldn't even kiss her goodnight after the Siberian Blast I gave her.

by Papachops June 16, 2020

Siberian headlock

The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.

Dude, I totally saw this Youtube video where some chick gave Emmanuel Lewis the Siberian headlock.

by malarky2020 September 26, 2009