Shwoop

It something you say when you have nothing else to say after an awkward conversation.

Donna: ...and thats why i had to eat her ass
Me: shwoop.

by _love_num_ September 22, 2018

shwoop

the sound when something enters something else

guy1: i put it in and it sounded like a shwoop sound
guy2: it did ?
guy1: yah it did.

by yup lord December 18, 2018

shwoop

When you intend to snatch up some vag or dick.

I’m going to shwoop in on him.
I’d shwoop some of that daddy.

by ahahaamee April 6, 2019

Shwoop

When you shove a cough drop up a dog's ass

"I'm gonna shwoop my dog tonight."

by Dink117 November 19, 2019

Shwoop A Newp

To Shwoop a Newp is to ask for a cigarette, no more or less.

Though originally intended to be used only when asking for a Newport, any cigarette will do.

The term originates in South Jersey, and is used quite frequently in the Atlantic City area.

Person 1: Hey, gotta cigarette?

Person 2: Yeah, I just bought a pack of Newports.

Person 1: Lemme Shwoop A Newp?

Person 2: Sure, here ya go.

by Mark Connor May 14, 2009

Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shoop da whoop

The sound one makes as they fire their laser.

Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!

by /b/tard August 8, 2006