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Shankle

I was watching some dumb horror movie last night and the one girl had a knife while hiding under her bed. The killer walked right past her and she didn't move! Bitch should've shankled him when she had the chance because she was a goner later.
by melafungus November 19, 2010
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shwanked

Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind
"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"
by KyleJT January 2, 2008
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shwangle

Much like "Swangle": used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way.

However, 'shwangle' has been modified with a soft 's' to emphasize the intended cuteness and lack of criminal intent.
Sweetheart, could you shwangle us a bottle of something nice for later?
by Laraelyn September 4, 2013
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shankle

noun. Similar to a cankle, a horrible disfiguration of unfortunate chunky/fat people whose arms are thick extensions of their shoulders with no thinning of the arm to define the elbow or wrist. This condition is normally accompanied by equally as disturbing cankles or thankles.
damn, that shamoo girl's got cankles, thankles AND shankles!
by slinke v roach December 10, 2004
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shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.
Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!
by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008
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shankle

A ritual that is widely practiced in Northern Pennsylvania. It is the act of a group of men masturbating into a water supply source and then that water being used by an unsuspecting victim.
Dude, shes about to take a shower. Little does she know though that she is about to receive a shankle all over her.
by shitfacedfest October 16, 2008
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shankles

this is when a girl is so fat her shins go straight to the foot hiding the ankles.
look at that schlob! she got the biggest set shankles i ever seen! they're almost as big as kankles!
by jayfred June 6, 2004
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