Salvatore Shurtzverscins

Inventor of the “shirts vs skins” competition concept. Created after several hilarious mishaps with passing the ball to the wrong team.

“Hey Pax I don’t reminder who is on our team”
“It’s all the guys with their shirts off bro, thanks to Salvatore Shurtzverscins”

by Big jenk July 6, 2021

Schultzing

v. To check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces, including mirrors, office and/or store front windows.

n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.

Franklin wouldn't have tripped and fallen on his face if he wasn't schultzing in that car's window.

by R.Dubs March 5, 2010

Kurt Schultz

something when someone who doesn't stop complaining about getting dumped keeps complain

Norman: Hey whats up
Tom: Stacy just dumped me man
Norman: Dude, that was a week ago you're turning into a Kurt Schultz

by Darn Dude June 7, 2017

the schultz

1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.

2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss

3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones

megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz

The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz

Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.

dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.

by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009

schultzing

to emotionly and intellectually detach from a hated nothing job.

sargent schultz in hogans heros . to see,hear,and know nothing to stay out of trouble,and avoid the russian front. recognising that the reason the old timers at work are bitter is because the gave the company their all and got screwed .and avoiding their fate. knowing that you owe the company what the company owes you nothing. how do you keep from going postal at mcjobs? im schultzing it babby im schultzing it.

by bmut November 25, 2007

Shlutz

Shlutz, the infamous word created in Westwood High School of Austin Texas by two students who quickly spreaded the adjetive/noun/verb. It is now used in frats of LSU and beyond. It is indefinable.

"What the schlutz"
"Lets go shlutz"
"I feel like shlutz today"
"You are such a shlutz"
"My shlutz hurts"

by Formula D January 20, 2009

shultzing

the process of a getting-pregnant obsessed female giving oral sex to a man, accumulating his ejaculation in her mouth, and preceding to spit the semen into her vagina

Gaby really wanted Paul's baby, so she decided she would take part in shultzing her way into pregnancy. Paul was not amused at first, but after his sheer amazement, he accepted her ordeal.

by TimmyLover March 22, 2010