Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

by kate November 22, 2004

Dick Shakes

Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred.

Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.

by FiggyBoi January 6, 2014

Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.

Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....

by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018

no great shakes

Of no particular interest; nothing special; nothing to write home about

'Auld Dennis is no great shakes'

by Ayesir May 20, 2014

Shakespearean sex

Sex which is, "full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."

I had Shakespearean sex last night. No, I don't plan to call her, either.

by Copernichris November 22, 2011

Shakespeare theater

To declare your unsubscription or unfollowing of an internet channel, brand or product in an overly dramatic fashion.

"Well it has been fun, but because you have deviated from your original content, I have decided enough is enough! Perhaps one day I will follow you again when your content meets my standards once more. Good day!"

"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."

by gardens October 4, 2012

yewliam willoong shakesding

The current CEO of earth, he took became CEO at 1564 when God was fired from the position. He is the founder of English and has contributed to English as a language greatly despite being illiterate. In his spare time he thoroughly enjoy shaking his dong.

Hail Yewliam Willoong Shakesding the CEO of the planet and he who blessed us with this language!

by Yewliam Willoong Shakesding March 30, 2020