shfunked

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunked!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

strunked

getting drunk off of a strank.

We gonna go to the club and get strunked!

by Enola Jay December 27, 2009

Shunked

A now commonly used word that means to get owned, and will now replace owned in the future.

Yo, Scotty, I was watching this YouTube video last night, and this bitch got shunked by a huge dong! IN THE FACE!

OH SHIT MAN SHUNKED!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Strunked

The consumption of marijuana and alcohol at the same time to equal the euphoria we called Strunked

Dude I drank so much then smoked a huge bowl. I was so strunked!

by Sarahmule September 12, 2016

Shrinked Dinkie

A small wiener

Jim has a shrinked dinkie

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Shunked

To throw something very hard or to “send it” similar to the phrase ‘yeet’

“I shunked my water bottle against the wall in a fit or rage”

by Shunked King April 8, 2021

Double Shrunkled

When one is shrunk, but doubly so.

Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed

witch and promptly cursed by said witch.

Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!

Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!

by SupremeKai October 5, 2023