Shrumping

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.

You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!

by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018

Shmumbling

Shouting and mumbling

"Hey, do you know what he's saying?"

"No, he's just shmumbling"

by LuigiCamaro June 7, 2016

Poppy Shlumping

Going around killing mexicans

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.

by Jakemin April 4, 2019

shrimping

to suck on someones toes for sexual gratification.

(*sucking cum is feltching!)

by spanner man June 5, 2003

butt scrumping

The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place

Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

shrimping

when you simp for Gawr Gura for the group of hololive-EN.

Backstory: In one of her live steam she looked ing chat to see someone say "simp" and she said "what is simp. do you mean shrimp."

Are you shrimping son?

by Rikka Takanashi 泣 🌸 October 21, 2020

scrumplings

1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking

Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.

by MCH51 October 23, 2004