Shriee

From the Scottish term for inebriation; "Pished" - "Shriee" is a word derived directly from the T9 predictive text interpretation of the numbers required to type "pished". ie. 747433. It was originally invented as a codeword to hide the fact that one was drunk in work.

"I'm shriee"
"I am motherfucking shriee out ma box"
"Are you shrieeing?"
"Getting shriee?"
"I am shrieeboxed out ma glory hole"
"Have you got your shrieebag with you?"
"Lunchshriee?"
"Optical Shrieexpress"

by Gordon and Richard March 4, 2009

shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.

Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!

by LonePooper February 6, 2018

Shredded Cheese

food of the gods.

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

The Shredderer

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and The Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."

"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? The Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."

by Greg Cujo April 30, 2008

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Shred

Its a Go Hard Attitude with a Conquer All Mentality

Surfing while catching the most amazing wave. Skating and doing the most amazing tricks. Snowboarding and shredding like you've never shred before

by Shred Industries April 26, 2014

passport shredder

A passport shredder is a day where the weather is so unbelievably good, you never want to leave. (Origin: Queensland, Australia)

Let's go to the beach, it's an absolute passport shredder of a day.

by Ned7 October 23, 2013