Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.

Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"

by happyscadums December 8, 2017

shreedeep

A Shreedeep is someone who can be caring like a dad and acts as if he is a god considering his name originates from a god.

Oh hey Shreedeep thanks for helping fix my tree house!

by kiki lol September 19, 2020

Shreved

To be Shreved is to encounter a Shreveport-based business and receive zero customer service. It happens so often that people finally coined the phrase.

Dude, I called the paper company to get 10 cases of white legal and they Shreved me, I was on hold for 25 minutes

by 5 Day Office Duder August 17, 2010

get shreked

Basically it's another way to say go fuck yourself.

"Yo Joe, get shreked"

by abbyhenderson January 1, 2016

shteeed

this is someone who is beyond a stud. when someone does something so amazing, you call them a shteeed.

matt conners is trying to mack on all the ladies that he can, what a shteeed!

by kirk November 22, 2004

Shreked

The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.

Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.

by XXSavage69 March 6, 2018

Shreded Cheese

A comp in overwatch; Reinhardt, Zarya, Brig/Lucio, Moira. randoms can be dps, all they have to do is picek out the other team's dps players.

wow we just shreded their cheese!

This comp should be included in Overwatch League, Shreded Cheese works its wonders around most comps!

by squ1shie December 15, 2018