spraff

verb -
To speak in extended monologues that have a potential to bore or irritate, displaying scant regard for facts.

Steve was a great guy, but he had definite tendency to spraff shit on a variety of subjects about which he knew little.

by Robin Bruce August 6, 2007

Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

Shrafe

Massive veiny throbbing dick (over 6.5 inches during erection)

Austin: How was your date with Brooke?
Lucas: You already know I gave her the shrafe

Austin: Shrofity

by DepressoLatte September 16, 2019

dirty shaffer

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015

shaffering

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."

by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011

Shmaff

When a male skips showering for a week, then takes his dirty, salty, sweaty ball sack, and lays it flat on the victims nose.
Shmaff is a label that will stay with a person for the rest of their life.

Did you hear who George shmaffed at the party last night?
Get yourself ready, its time to shmaff him.

by doidle17 March 7, 2011

scraffing

Feeling incredibly tired or lazy, esp. after smoking marijuana

We lit up after a long day at work and man, was I ever scraffin'!

by Nathan May 13, 2005