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shmangled

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.
by roooney April 23, 2006
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Star Spangled Ball Slap

When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.
by Mallrats09 December 21, 2008
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spangles

(singular 'spangle')
1.(noun)sparkles, sequins, jewels, beads and/or glitter.

2.(noun)anything which coruscates, flashes, gleams, glimmers, glints, glistens, scintillates, shimmers, sparkle, twinkles or winks and is used in a decorative manner

3.(verb)to emit light suddenly in sparks: (coruscate, flash, gleam, glimmer, glint, glisten,scintillate, shimmer,sparkle, twinkle, wink)
'that top is covered in spangles'
'feelin spangly tonight!'
by mim September 13, 2004
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spangleheided

Scotish slang meaning a person who is slightly drunk or has a difficulty in understanding what is being said to them.
"What's wrong with you, ya spangleheided eejit"
by Ross Douglas July 26, 2006
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Stark Spangled Banner

The Avengers pairing of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner (Iron man, Captain America, The Hulk)
Amy is a fan of Pepper and Tony being a couple, but I prefer Stark Spangled Banner.
by Mangaka of the CENTURY November 5, 2012
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Spangled

Someone who has done far too much Ketamine.
Mate that line was huge, im well spangled!
by a ket head December 14, 2008
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shpongle

Shpongle is quite groovy...
by orphic January 17, 2003
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