shlomosexual

someone who is easily turned on by Shlomo's sweet beat boxin' skills! oh yeah shlomo

shes a total shlomosexual, everytime she hears him beat box she gets wetter than a fat chick's panties after eating chinese.

by j F-mont January 30, 2008

snowmosexual

a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.

"did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmosexual."

by scarmommaliciousness December 7, 2005

Scomosexual

A climate science denier who won't do anything but force you shake his hand.

I thought he was smart.
Nah, bro he's a scomosexual

by Deviantsdo January 5, 2020

snowmosexual

Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.

At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.

by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008

snowmosexual

Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.

Dude that "snowmosexual' is the gayest thing I have ever seen bra.
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra

by Anita Hawk January 11, 2008

Snowmosexuality

The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.

Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O

by SPDT November 30, 2010

Slowmosexual

The person you get stuck behind while driving to somewhere and you left a little late

I had to get my kids to school then I got stuck behind a slowmosexual and they were 10 minutes late.

by OpaquePanda February 18, 2017