shoeless joe

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.

All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.

by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004

Shoeless Bro Jackson

A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.

Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"

Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."

by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011

shoeless joe

1.a homeless person who wears no shoes

2.an insult implying that the person u are saying it to is poor.

1."theres so many shoeless joes in New York"

2."you pov shoeless joe!"

by Talon May 31, 2004

Shremless

To be without a shrem

If my main keeps acting like this she gunna be shremless

by Trbsj September 23, 2020

ShowMeSunset

A phrase used instead of swears such as cunt and bellend which allows you to nit be seen as rude.

Shut up ShowMeSunset

by The Farming Mandalorian August 17, 2021

Shomlets

A series of easily identifiable sell trades in the stock market to suppress the share price. Shomlets are sell trades of similar smaller and smaller volumes that appear in a series.

The shorters have dropped some shomlets in the market, they’re looking to suppress the share price again.

by Forcella December 8, 2021

Smomless

Smoked out homeless person. These people often have teeth missing and wondering aimlessly.

Dude #1: Dam bro look at that bitch over there!

Dude #2: Why she look like that??
Dude #1: Bro that bitch is smomless that's why.

by Ms. Meshee May 31, 2022