Stouche

When one is not just stupid but they are also a massive douche. They are a stupid douche.

Hey didn’t you go out with Gary before. Yeah he tried to stick his finger up my butt. Yeah he tried to do that to me too. Gary’s a total stouche!

by Mathemagician January 16, 2021

penis sloucher

when you have a half boner and it starts to go up and slouches over to one side

man your such a penis sloucher or damn this penis sloucher is really hurting

by birkitt August 27, 2006

Shoechestra

The collection of squeaks and other annoying noises made by a multitude of wet shoes on a hard floor. Winter is a great time of year to hear a shoechestra because of all the melted snow. Shoechestras are often made of from about five people, and the high pitched squeaks often register a few octaves below Justin Beiber's voice, however many find shoechestras to be much more pleasant to listen to by comparison

Hank: "wow my shoes are squeaking!"
Dean: "mine too, and listen to all those other people, they're squeaking up a storm!"
Hank: "It's like some kind of shoechestra"
Dean: "hey wait up, I'm out of tune"
Hank: "what the hell? oh you're tying your shoe"

by Doctor.R December 8, 2010

Souche

Noun - A suckish douche.

Boy 1: "Hey dude why arent you with Milena?"
Lameeass Boyfriend: "She called me a souche. whatever the fuck that means."
Boy 1: "Whoa bro. she burned you."

by silly gracie(: July 3, 2011

scouche

a very dirty girl kind of like a couch who gets laid on alot. (slut)

that girl is a dumb scouche

by Jkells February 11, 2009

Schoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party, I've heard he is a Schoucher!

by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

spouchebag

Sports douchebag. Some one who knows and or talks too much about sports to the point where the look like a douchebag. Spouchebag.

My friend is a spouchebag. He knows every sports players shoe size, how many hairs they have on theyre ass, and will probably buy theyre dirty bath water on ebay if its available.

by b_radisrad April 24, 2014