Boy 1: "Hey dude why arent you with Milena?"
Lameeass Boyfriend: "She called me a souche. whatever the fuck that means."
Boy 1: "Whoa bro. she burned you."
Lameeass Boyfriend: "She called me a souche. whatever the fuck that means."
Boy 1: "Whoa bro. she burned you."
by silly gracie(: July 03, 2011

A baby sasquatch. Very rare but can be seen in the new york area in early spring. As a souch matures and becomes an adult sasquatch it finds it way deeper into the woods and farther and farther away from humans.
Person 1: OMG I just saw a souch running wild outside!!
Person 2: Call the police asap, it is unsafe for a souch to come in contact with humans.
Police: I dont believe that you saw a souch, they are extremely rare around here and it is still too cold for a souch to come out of hibernation.
Person 2: Call the police asap, it is unsafe for a souch to come in contact with humans.
Police: I dont believe that you saw a souch, they are extremely rare around here and it is still too cold for a souch to come out of hibernation.
by Swag Beard March 31, 2013

| ˈsaʊtʃˈ |
verb
To knock over, slap or strike something, usually in a rude or aggressive manner, that another person is about to grab.
verb
To knock over, slap or strike something, usually in a rude or aggressive manner, that another person is about to grab.
Person 1 reaches for ketchup bottle.
Person 2 *Souches the ketchup bottle*, "Get your own damn ketchup!"
Person 2 *Souches the ketchup bottle*, "Get your own damn ketchup!"
by HoneyTDSon November 14, 2013

by ihartbuttpirate69 April 24, 2011

Someone who acts like an entertaining jerkoff. Also, could be someone who is arrogant and is a jerk playing video games.
by Raymond J. A. Davison December 17, 2007

by marauding minx May 04, 2005
