Souche

Noun - A suckish douche.

Boy 1: "Hey dude why arent you with Milena?"
Lameeass Boyfriend: "She called me a souche. whatever the fuck that means."
Boy 1: "Whoa bro. she burned you."

by silly gracie(: July 03, 2011

Souch

A baby sasquatch. Very rare but can be seen in the new york area in early spring. As a souch matures and becomes an adult sasquatch it finds it way deeper into the woods and farther and farther away from humans.

Person 1: OMG I just saw a souch running wild outside!!

Person 2: Call the police asap, it is unsafe for a souch to come in contact with humans.

Police: I dont believe that you saw a souch, they are extremely rare around here and it is still too cold for a souch to come out of hibernation.

by Swag Beard March 31, 2013

Souch

| ˈsaʊtʃˈ |
verb

To knock over, slap or strike something, usually in a rude or aggressive manner, that another person is about to grab.

Person 1 reaches for ketchup bottle.
Person 2 *Souches the ketchup bottle*, "Get your own damn ketchup!"

by HoneyTDSon November 14, 2013

souche

One who is a super douche.

- Hey, do you know Martino?
- Yeah, he's such a souche.

by ihartbuttpirate69 April 24, 2011

souche

Someone who acts like an entertaining jerkoff. Also, could be someone who is arrogant and is a jerk playing video games.

"Dang, that sniper is talking smack over teamspeak, he is such a souche!"

by Raymond J. A. Davison December 17, 2007

Souch

So Much

i love cake souch

by bobbyg63 May 14, 2015

souch

A term used to define being kicked in the sack. A mix between sack and ouch.

Shamus! I can't believe you just souched me! -or- Shamus, you're such a souch.

by marauding minx May 04, 2005