shots.fired.at.pietro

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by pietrosfavgirl February 11, 2022

cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath

theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

Side saddle with shots fired

Reverse cowgirl position but with legs not over but under him on the side. Each receiving a finger surprise, like finger gun or pulling the trigger.

She was riding me half on then went into a side saddle then she pointed her finger gun me and holstered or fired it in my doo hole! Side saddle with shots fired.

by Peepingtom001 May 11, 2023

shot fired

Said after someone declares an insult

Fat migit

Shot fired!!

by Lol words January 15, 2015

Shits Fired

A reply to say after someone says utter shit to someone else or something stupid to something else.

Friend A: "You're a scrub, you glass shard eater!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"

by vinroy7 May 29, 2016

fireball shits

When you take so many Fireball shots, your diarrhea smells and burns like hell.

Yo bruh, my Fireball shits too rough, no brunch!

by America2123 August 23, 2016

fire shits

origin:
unknown

Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English fyr; akin to Old High German fiur fire, Greek pyr
and
Middle English, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scItan to defecate

Function: noun

1) painful anal excretion of human waste that is associated with a burning feeling in and around the asshole.

"I got the fire shits from all that beer I drank last night!"

"...no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire shits."

by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004