Word thought to have been invented by British comedian Stephen Fry, in a comedy sketch parodising the British game show Countdown, where he used that word as the conundrum. The presenter of Countdown, the late Richard Whiteley, said that Sloblocks was his favourite swear word in an unaired promotion for Channel 4. It could be used as a substitute for 'bollocks'.
That's a load of sloblocks
by David Kuling November 1, 2005
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I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
by Shanette August 23, 2007
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(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.
Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.
Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.
Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.
by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010
Get the Shitblocker mug.Like cockblocking, but against women. Shoeblocking is the act of preventing or highly discouraging a woman from buying shoes.
My wife was in Macy's looking at a pair of Donald Palmer's when I totally shoeblocked her by asking to see the price tag.
by CygnusX October 5, 2010
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Get the Spotblocked mug.I was going to bring four loko to the shotluck on friday but since they banned it I'm hoarding that shit.
by 612WharfAvenue December 8, 2010
Get the shotluck mug.An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.
Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!
by Jeffballz Guyser May 29, 2009
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