Shomp

A quick interrupt used to disrupt someone mid sentence. Shouting SHOMP is commonly used when you don't agree with what someone is saying saying or you do not care to listen a minute longer.

This is commonly used in the military in the voice of a drill instructor or someone chanting a Cadence.

Jasin: "Dude turn the video game off, the football game is abou-"
Doug: "SHOMP"
Jasin: "Seriously man turn the Xbox off so we ca-"
Doug: "SHOMP!"
Jasin: "Whatever then I am leaving to go watch the game somewhere else"

by The freshness April 9, 2015

Shoomph

The sound a large fluffy object makes when suddenly compressed

The pillow shoomphed when her head came quickly down on it.

The huge air-filled cushion shoomphed when the actor fell into it after jumping off the building.

by Lynalin November 11, 2009

shortpp

someone who is a super straight is clearly short and is kinda sus.

hector: Hey jordan.
Jordan:What!
Hector: I think Hudsyn has a shortpp!
Hudsyn: Hey!

by Gglo January 5, 2022

Shirmp

Shirmp is any kind of unidentified substance that is supposedly food.

guy 1: "What did you order?"

guy 2: "I ordered the chicken"

guy 1: "that doesn't look like chicken... it's obviously shirmp"

by Mehthelazy October 16, 2010

stormpay

To create a scam, or defraud somebody through an existing scam for financial gain. As in, "pull a stormpay".

"They said the Prince of Nigeria would hook me up, but once I sent the fee they pulled a stormpay!"

"We all chipped in $50 to guy starting the Save The Kittens and Rainbows charity, then he up and pulled a stormpay on us!"

by Sumguy79 September 3, 2008

Shormi

A Ghanaian pidgin word for perfume, cologne or just any body spray.

I chop some girl wey now my room dey mell like fish. I beg make I have your shormi yh

by Laaawwwd April 19, 2021

Shortplank

Derogatory term for a skateboarder. Refers to behaviour which is stupid, immature, jockish or inconsiderate, as popularized in the 'Jackass' TV series and Movies.

Skateboarders ride on a short plank of wood and "Thick as two short planks" is a well known term for a moron.

"Putting that shopping cart in front of my car was really smart Shortplank."

by DG101 June 11, 2007