Smorgan

A super atheleti girl who has horrible b.o all the time and is a crazy sick dancer! Very akward and funny.

That girl is such a SMorgan

by I love smorgan September 23, 2009

Shorgasm

When you experience something so awesome it causes you to ejaculate and vent your bowls simultaneously.

Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!

Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.

by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009

shorgasm

The sensation created by just the right amount of wasabi with your sushi. Word origin: sushi + orgasm = shorgasm

"Oh yesssssssss! I just had a shorgasm with my last piece of sushi."

by graysocksgirl December 23, 2004

shoganhimer

a deragatory term used for a woman who does nothing but suck dick all day

your wife is a shoganhimer

by stangarang May 20, 2009

Shogan

The Shogan is an abbreviation for a "SHithouse grOGAN". This is a grogan that is so poor (in either length, viscosity, smell or voraciousness) that upon being laid in the crapper, it is rejected by it, and consequently will not flush down.

This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.

See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.

After 5 days eating only steak, Murgatroyd laid a grogan of such poor performance and such sub-optimal grandeur, that it was promptly rejeted by the dumper. That day Murgatroyd laid a shogan.

by Boon September 8, 2004

Shogan

A high level of elementracist mage where one gets the title by mastering all the spells of a certain element.

A Shogan kicked my ass by useing all his water spells on me.

by Bob Bobinsin November 6, 2007

Shurganoodle

Shurganoodle is someone who masturbates to soap, dish soap, and can even masturbate to characters from Destiny 2.

I told my girlfriend she's a shurganoodle cuz she gets turned on by Soap

by NoodleDick November 14, 2018