shloshing 

Cumming into girls mouth, then she spits into cup, and then she drinks from cup.

Guy 1: The girl I had sex with last night went shloshing.

Guy 2: Wow!!!

shloshing by Ray Manzerric July 17, 2009

Shoeshining 

The act of dressing up like a clown and riding a unicycle without a seat attached(anal penetration) while making balloon penises.

Eric: "How did your kids b-day party go?"
Chris: "Horrible! I didn't do a reference check on the clown I hired and the minute I turned my back he was Shoeshining in front of the kids"
Eric: "It could've been worse."
Chris:"No, after the party my wife left me for him."

Shoeshining by Mr.Tapout August 27, 2010

smooshing 

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

smooshing by smooshman February 23, 2009

Swooshin' 

A term used to describe how a flying squirrel moves through the air.

Look at that squirrel swooshin' all over the place!

Swooshin' by The Squirrel Man January 16, 2013

Tijuana Shoeshine 

The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.

I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.

Tijuana Shoeshine by pizzafucker13 April 17, 2009

shoeshine 

To show out in front of other people to make yourself look superior

Person A says: I aint appreciate you slammin my door,

Person B says: Oh my fault, I was upset at cha boy,

Person A says: Don't let it happen again

Person B says ( to himself or others) Folk she just tryna shoeshine.

shoeshine by S'cence 04-03-04 April 2, 2004

Akron Shoeshine 

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

That akron shoeshine tasted nasty!!

Akron Shoeshine by FireIslanders September 14, 2008