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shmoney dance

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance
We copped dollars. I gotta do the shmoney dance.
by Dopemc June 7, 2016
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Shmoney

"Shmoney" is another way of saying "money" but in a ghetto way and has been used by the Queen herself, Cardi B
by Retardi B June 21, 2018
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shmoney

Shmoney is used to describe a Shit load of money, hence the "Sh" for "SHit load"
I be making hella shmoney !
by apriilmay July 8, 2019
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Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video
"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"
by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010
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shmoney

money; cash. First said by Cardi B
"ima get that shmoney"
by Charliehorse500 July 24, 2018
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Gonna go get that shmoney
by Gxist January 25, 2019
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Shmoneybagcesar

Shmoneybagcesar is the fastest bitch you’ll meet he’s nice doe but still a fat bitch
Rememeber the day shmoneybagcesar ate 5 hamburgers
“I asked shmoneybagcesar for skittles but he got a cup of noodles for himself”
by Vchhh October 17, 2020
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