Sloffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.

We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.

by Samisaretard July 6, 2011

Sheffing

When you can not read or spell.

Damn not again, Eyon is sheffing again

by Batmanry June 7, 2019

Spoffing

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

snoffing

when smoking you cough from all the smoke it makes you sneeze as well

"Damn dude stop snoffing, your going to blow up tha spot!"

by roachas February 2, 2008

schoffing

Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.

Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.

by Cruising through time April 14, 2017

Spoffing

Verb
Something Scott totally doesn't want to know what is because it's obviously from the dark corners of the internet... or from Portland... same difference.

We caught Maria spoffing the other night in Vegas and it was unbelievable....

by FractalWizard January 12, 2017

Shiffing

The compulsive habit of sniffing your own shit

Has Bob got shit on his nose again?

Wish he’d take better care when he’s shiffing

by The Bristol Trickster September 19, 2019