shoemaker

Chef/pro kitchen term. Someone who just putters around and is useless in the kitchen.

The new cook is a shoemaker. He doesn't even know how to make chicken stock

by DWL September 19, 2005

Willie Shoemaker

(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker

Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?

Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"

by Trainher May 16, 2008

American Shoemaker

When the girl you are raping won't shut the fuck up.

I hate it when they put up an American Shoemaker

by Mr. Becker January 15, 2008

shoemaker

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.

When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.

by Nishnob October 26, 2015

Shovemucker

A shovemucker is what british people call a toilet plunger.

The british man used a shovemucker to unclog his toilet.

by KinkyShrek November 1, 2017

Shoemaker

A short guy who works out but he is missing a chromosome

Man that guy over there is a shoemaker

by Flexseal November 6, 2018

shoemaker

A gay dude, typically so flaming that he is obnoxious & annoying or just funny to observe.

Why did we go to this restaurant? It's crawling with shoemakers.

Look at that shoemaker over there in the fur vest & white leather shoes.

That dude's outfit is ridiculous. What a friggin' shoemaker!

by Fer Serial January 11, 2008