Shnoof kanoof

A wild shnoof kanoof has appeared

A rare sight.
A shnoof kanoof is a very good csgo player.

Shnoof kanoof clogged the potty again better go cook my bum bum on the barbecue weeeeeeeeeeee

by Wallbangwillybum April 29, 2019

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

Shpoff

Meaning to have sex/fuck/smash/smoosh

I want to shpoff you means I want to fuck you.

Lets shpoff means lets FUCK

by fooooooooookyouguy October 25, 2010

shnorf

Tedious text, such as a report or publication, that must be written to satisfy the conditions of a grant or contract. Derived from an acronym (SHit NObody wants to write, Read, or Fund).

Darnit, I can't go away this weekend because I have to stay home and crank out some shnorf!

by thesalamander August 18, 2013

schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.

I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?

by twistED Gein February 13, 2018

tiger shroff

Tiger Shroff is youngest superstar of bollywood He is famous for his action and humble nature He is touted as megastar of bollywood and unbeatable for decades to come

Tiger Shroff is youngest superstar of bollywood He is famous for his action and humble nature He is touted as megastar of bollywood and unbeatable for decades to come

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Shnorfenwoozitz!

when you finally get your ice cream and your service is slow at deborahs

Oh shnorfenwoozitz! where is my ice cream

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016