Shnoosle

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.

Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.

by DCR January 3, 2009

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shnookered

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

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German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

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Shnooda

Is a term most often used as a salutation, or a replacement of a another word, but it's mainly a way of life granted to someone for being awesome.

Yo Shnooda, whats up?
Any of my Shnooda's hittin the city tonight?
How's every1s Shnooda?
Sorry guys i was M-I-Shnooda for a while.

by Gazza for Pres. December 4, 2010

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When you ask the cashier for the total before they ring up the last item, so they will forget to scan it. Only works if you are purchasing 4 or more items, the cashier is not putting the items into a bag one at a time as they scan them (or you are skipping bagging altogether), and the last item doesn't have a beeper. Even then, it doesn't always work, but when it does, it feels oh so sweet, especially if the item they forget to scan is the most expensive one. The term is a play on the word shoplifting, combined with the name of the inventor, who is occasionally known as Schnappoulop.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just went to a liquor store up in Canada where the cashier was really stupid. I asked her what the total was after she scanned the first three bottles, and she forgot to scan the fourth bottle.

Guy 2: So you got it for free?

Guy 1: Yeah, it' called shnoplifting!

Guy 2: Dude, I cannot believe you shnoplifted and sneaking alcohol across the border!

by schnappoulop September 26, 2012

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