schnitzlered

Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.

After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!

by Raspy Barnickle July 13, 2010

Shnizzletoff

An extreme promise only used in emergencies and the person who shnizzletoffs must be believed.

I shnizzletoff that I didn’t eat the last pot of Ben and Jerry’s

by Jamieee03 March 24, 2019

shitzlepop

complete and utter asshole who annoys the shit out of you.

Me: ryte mate.
friend: shut the fuck up.
Me: jesus, your such a fucking shitzlepop

by __Chubbz_ May 11, 2009

Shnitzels

Another word for "SHIT."
But Stolen From Restaurant Wienerschnitzel.

WHAT THE SHNITZELS?!

by AnonymousLALA May 12, 2009

Shnitzels

Temporarily used to cover the "s" word.

Teacher: "Class we have a Pop Quiz today".
Student: " Holy Sh.. Shnitzels"

by In your closet February 26, 2011

SHNIZZLEPOP

a lollipop composed entirely of shit.

hey, lets go to the store and get some shnizzlepops!

by misszackyvengeance October 27, 2008

Shnitted

verb. When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

My supervisor had to leave early, she shnitted and had a horrible shit stain on the back of her pants.

by arrears 2 worker January 3, 2011