shumpy

enthusiastically pessimistic

Usually is used when someone is very willing to do something, and is very sure that the result will be abysmal.

Bill: "Hey, do you want to go with me to the beach? I'm going to try to learn to surf."

Hank: "Hell yeah I do! I'm sure you'll fail miserably, this will be awesome to watch!"

Bill: "Dude, why must you be so shumpy?"

by Vikks July 9, 2010

Shumpy - adj

Short and dumpy

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.

by shortykelly January 15, 2014

ShmuppleMcGupple

the grossest poo you can ever manage to poo

man, i took a really bad ShmuppleMcGupple!

by Stanley Alexander June 5, 2016

Shmugy

An adjective used for things that cause irritation or annoyance.
synonyms: cringe, annoying, pain in the ass.

Damn, Jared is honestly being so Shmugy today.
I have a great fantasy team, but Breece Hall tore his ACL; honestly, such a shmugy event.

by ShmugyMaster69 October 25, 2022

Shumpy

A sweatshirt which lacks a hood. (non zip up)

She looked disgusting while wearing that old shumpy.

by Shumpy876345 September 25, 2009

shmuy

synonym for pussy, snatch, cunt, love box, "The Hole", twat, "The Grand Canyon", or vagina

"You are such a fucking shmuy."

by Zinger January 31, 2004

mooga do shmuple

The sound one makes from drinking a cocktail of Bailey's irish cream and carling

Alex: Hey dan, try this drink.

(Dan drinks)

Dan: Argh! MOOGA DO SHMUPLE!

by Roy the loon June 10, 2009