Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

Ed Shubbling

‘Ed Shubbling’ was originally a joke that revolved around well-known Minecraft Streamer Tubbo, and the musician Ed Sheeran.
It started as an inside joke between the members of a Twitter groupchat called “esgc”, which means ‘Ed Shubbling Group Chat’. The name quickly spread throughout Tubbotwt and is well-known.

Person 1: Do you know the Ed Shubblings?
Person 2: No! Who is that?
Person 1: It’s a name for a well-known groupchat!
Person 2: Oh wow! Thats so cool!

by ESGC September 2, 2021

Stumbling shizbags

An expression of surprise and delight

Man: Stumbling shizbags! I've discovered the meaning of life!

by Japafrenspanglish April 8, 2006

Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.

I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.

by C.H.B. July 2, 2008

scrumbling

Scrolling through Tumblr; a daily obsession for horny gays.

When I'm talking about Tumblr GIFs on a daily basis because my life has little meaning: I was Scrumbling the other day...

by Gaylord Michael October 31, 2013

slumbling

The act of slurring and mumbling together, because you're either drunk or hate your phone job.

I called the sex-line but she was slumbling, so i wasted five dollars

by Squanque_pronounced_SKANK March 10, 2015

stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling

me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!

by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016