Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

shizermonger

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.

You are a total shizermonger.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

shizer

Those people that enjoy rubbing poop on the wall, what is up with that?

For community service, I had to clean the wall where some shizer left his mark.

*Beware, these people can look like average citizens*

by Seattle Sun July 3, 2008

Shizer

A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video

"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"

by Bob G. September 19, 2004

Shmirer

-A person whom gets half a handjob, stops the female contricting on him because he does not want his "own" on him becuase he dares not walk around soaked like a super soaker.

- May also define a person of a pussyish nature.

Senior and Director:

Seanald McDonald
" Shmirer "

by Semore Sam April 8, 2010

SHMIGER

shmiger is a nigger so white ppl cant say nigger but can say shmiger

HEY my shmiger

by Nigga i saved you July 18, 2021