Shmegma

The sticky stuff that comes out of your mouth. Also known as phlegm or loogie. Can also be used to replace any word in the English language.

Guy 1: Aw, where's your sink?

Guy 2: No Worries , man. It's over there. Why you need it anyway?

Guy 1: Just got some shmegma in my mouth.

by SwaggySwagGod May 16, 2014

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The dried crusty substance in the crotch of a woman's panties after she was wet.

She peeled off her panties, and I noticed a slight shmegma deposit in the crotch of her panties.

by John ZZZ April 15, 2006

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1. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting low rider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule

Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser shmeganecca's just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fest and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

shmeganecca sucks ass

by BlakeMumaw February 12, 2008

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