shappens

combination of shit happens

most commonly used with B-UNIT members

Erika: we're so gonna get run over one day
Daniela: shappens

by Nigga fro November 29, 2006

Shappalling

Something that is both shocking and appalling.

You're behaviour is shappalling.

by icky_uk October 12, 2008

Shmampoodge

When you nut in someone’s hair and they use it as shampoo.

I ran out of shampoo i shmampoodge my quadtroprologic grandma's hair.

by bigbbcchuckyvomutshmampoodge February 6, 2022

Shmaphobia

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.

Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia

by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009

shmalpk

A phat cooch sent from heaven

Damnnnn, look at that phat shmalpk

by shmalpk November 8, 2021

shmampies

the prettiest, most fabulous group of beautiful girls who are also hilarious and go to camp. they love having fun and twerking. they most definitely are NOT ratchet

Damn man did you see that hot group of girls?
Yeah man they were definitely the shmampies!

by Shmamp January 10, 2013

Shtappit

A louder and harsher way to say stop it with the sh in it

You needa Shtappit right now!!!!

by Speakeasy January 5, 2020