shmangled

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!

what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.

by roooney April 23, 2006

Shagglewauggur

Noun. A long, slender piece of foam used as a weapon

Verb. The act of beating some one with a long slender piece of foam

Noun. Where is my Shagglewauggur? I need to go beat some kids

Verb. Yeah bitch, Last night I fucking Shagglewauggured these kids.

by Derrick Krause January 22, 2004

fraggle shaggle

Fraggle Shaggle is to agree strongly. It could also mean to Hurt someone in a sexual way.

1. Dude, I am totally with you. Fraggle Shaggle all the way!
2. I'm gonna fucking Fraggle Shaggle your ass!

by Shazamarok January 1, 2008

Shagglebarben

When a bartender refuses to serve you because you’re a douche bag.

"Heeeey Broooo whats up man, need some CL's for my Bros." The bartender replies "Shagglebarben"

by O. C. Bartender March 7, 2009

Shmeggles

When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles

Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"

by Yahooanswersequalssex May 13, 2009

Shmiggle

To relax (usually at home)

Yo, you wanna hit the club tonight?
Naw man imma shmiggle, too tired from work.

by gr33ncl0wn January 23, 2009

shmuggle

to snog someone whilst cuddling them in a romantic fashion. only applicable to humans!

"get yo fine ass over here and lets shmuggle, baby"

by goblin feet October 5, 2004