shlundoy

Shlundoy is a noun. Shlundoy is a person, place, or thing that is wild, crazy, or outrageous.

That guy over there is dancing like a real shlundoy.

by Shlundoy73 December 19, 2020

Shlunked up

To have an erection is to be Shlunked up

"Shawty so bad she got me Shlunked up"

by Shlunk King July 27, 2022

Shlünk

True fan of Kyrie Avalon.

Kyrie Avalon's simps

Tower of Fantasy, Radiant's community Kyrie Avalon fans.

-Who's biggest Kyrie's fans?

-Ohh, you don't know? That's "The Shlünks"

KennyGhoul

by KennyGhoul October 9, 2022

Shlunk

The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 3, 2023

Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

Shlunk

When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere

Im about to cum!
Quick stick it into the fan and shlunk!
Oh my God Its going everywhere!!!

by anonymous January 13, 2025